Nursing is indeed a noble and rewarding profession but sometimes a day from work (or even school) can be handful. Fortunately, laughter can help relieve a stressful day and can lighten the moment. It is true that to survive this line of work, you need to have a good and twisted sense of humor to tolerate some of the weirdest and grossest things the human body has ever produce. 

Overdose yourself with 95 of these funny nursing eCards and memes. Some memes will make you burst out laughing and some have crude humor so readers’ discretion is advised! Enjoy!

#1

wtf-20-times

…or sometimes more.

#2

nurse-hell

And I think my look is a reflection of hell’s chaos after working double shifts!

#3

you-can't-fix-stupid-sedate-it

Are sedatives a nurse’s best friend?

#4

yell-er-nurse

So that’s why I’m getting called too much lately…

#5

10-10-pain

Oh yes, we can tell.

#6

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WebMD: where simple symptoms always lead to terminal cancer.

#7

A golden rule in nursing:

wash-hands-before-rest-room

#8

real-life

Getting to nursing school? Say bye to your social life.

#9

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Uhhh, you’re welcome?

#10

nursing-school-learning-to-save-lives-whilst-trying-not-to-take-your-own

You’ll get there! “Hang” on!

#11

nursing-a-noble-profession-requiring-a-twisted-sense-of-humor

Humor to survive this work!

#12

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Prostitutes will be embarrassed. Ha!

#13

nurses-lets-celebrate-our-ability-to-hold-pee

Sphincter muscles couldn’t tighten even more.

#14

need-to-be-autoclaved

If only!

#15

more-penises-and-vaginas-than-most-prostitutes

#16

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Yet another golden advice!

#17

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#18

If you understand this, then you’re definitely a nurse.

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#19

Frequently asked questions with frequent answers.

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#20

if-i-collapse-at-work-here-is-a-list-of-doctors-that-i-dont-want-working-on-me-f2791

#21

hipaa

#22

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I know, right?!

#23

Why befriending a nurse has some risks.

grossed-out-friends

#24

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#25

ativan-not-to-shabby

#26

mommy-nurse

You can’t also fake sick with a mommy nurse!

#27

fake-sick

See!!!

#28

meat-grinder

#29

marry-a-nurse

Speaking of marrying a nurse, how about 10 Reasons Why Dating a Nurse Is Like Winning the Lottery?

#30

waiting-shift

#31

ativan-salt-lick

That would actually be a good idea.

#32

survey

#33

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Choose wisely.

#34

be-nice

#35

too-smart

#36

nursing-shortage

#37

hi-

“Therapeutic communication”

#38

bush

And a triple for OB nurses.

#39

life-of-a-nurse

#40

iv-anti-asshole

Which is actually a shot of Ativan.

#41

nurse-diagnosis

#42

narcotic

#43

dumas

#44

nicu-nurse

#45

to-our-nicu-nurses-i-can-never-thank-you-enough-for-taking-care-of-a-piece-of-my-heart-when-i-had-to-leave-it-with-you-57402

#46

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#47

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#48

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#49

nurse-anesthetist

#50

1000-percent-save-rate

1000.00011% quality care!

#51

giving-birth

You better be giving birth Mr. Smith!

#52

pole-dancing

#53

priapism

#54

nurse-face-on

#55

triage

#56

HILTON

#57

quiet

#58

shit

#59

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#60

bodily-functions

#61

administrator

#62

more-work

#63

manicured-hands

#64

bleeding

Full Moon=Shift from Hell

#65

full-moon

#66

justsuckitup

#67

nope

#68

best-feeling

#69

choose-to-be-anurse

#70

social-life

#71

smegma

Thank you PPEs!

#72

hospital-food

#73

know-the-difference

#74

sleep-with-an-rn

#75

transendence

#76

ativan-for-the-nurse

#77

snow-days

#78

m-m

#79

pediatric-nurse

#80

LVN

#81

obama-care

#82

oncology-nurses

#83

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#84

Every student nurse’s struggle:

DABDA

#85

im-rich

#86

too-stupid-to-live

#87

im-your-nurse

#88

be-a-nurse

#89

iv-starts-ratio

Does anyone else do this?

#90

walk-mile

#91

cancelled

#92

fabulous-nurse

#93

mean-nurse

We need to eat too!

#94

labor-nurse

#95

be-good

 

Which are your favorites and found hilarious? Tell us in the comments section! If you want to create your own eCard, visit someecards.com.