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25 of the Best Pick Up Lines for Nurses (Part 1)

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By Jeini Relova RM, RN

Having a hard time on how to turn your stuffy rounds into a more exciting one? Or how to make those patients feel at ease when you try to create a rapport? Even trying to pull something off your sleeves to be able to date your crush which you’ve been eyeing during your shift? Well, take it easy. These piles of lines might be able to get their serotonin on hype. Here are 25 nurse pick up lines with a few images to share on social media!

1. Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

2. Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

3. I think you have nice veins. Can I pick up your line?


4. I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.

5. I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

6. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “electrifying”.

7. I am manic-depressive on you. I calm down and cheer up when I’m with you.

8. I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

9. Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

10. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.


11. I love the way you make me vasodilate.

12. You really turn me on…q 2 hours.

13. If only I could fly, I would flight my ideas for you.

14. Sorry if I’m such an obsessive-compulsive, but I love the way I repeatedly tell you, “I love you! I love you! I love you!”

15. I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.

16. I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damage, I keep falling for you.

17. Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

18. Are doing valsalva maneuver on me? Because you just made my heart stop beating for a while.

19. Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

20. My body is in a RAAS every time I see you. (Renin-Angiotensin-Aldosterone System)

21. Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”

22. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

23. Are you my SA node? I can’t live without you because you are the reason why my heart keeps beating.

Are You My SA Node?

24. I am actin and you are my myosin because together we slide past together.

25. I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

So what are you waiting for? Get those sleeves up and take the guts to make him or her lose their equilibrium. Just remember to pour out the love not digestion.


Jeini Relova is a Registered Midwife and Registered Nurse and one of the contributors of Nurseslabs.

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